10) He celebrates the
car’s anniversary every year but can’t remember your birthday.
9) He tells you that he’s working late but you can hear him
revving the engine in the garage.
8) He named the car Eleanor but says that naming your future
children “isn’t really that big a deal.”
7) He cried alone in his bedroom for 3 weeks after someone dinged the car's rear fender.
6) He called a financial planner and said "if anything ever happens to me I just wants to make sure the car is looked after."
5) He shields his eyes when driving because he refuses to even look at another car when his car is around.
4) He talks about his "baby" in a much gentler voice than when he talks about your son or "the kid."
3) The mechanic is programmed in his phone as button #1 while you're button #3, right after the tire shop.
2) When planning your vacations he makes it a point to think about "where the car would like to go."
1) When you threatened to divorce him he begged you to stay saying "Baby, I'd do anything to keep that car."
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