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1) "Would you be willing to pay me in beer?"
2) "What the heck kind of car is that? I've never heard of those in my life."
3) "I really should've paid attention when they taught us about engine repair."
4) "Why would you want to get rid of that rattling noise, it sounds like a really cool maraca!"
5) "My online reviews? No, no don't look at those, they're uh, they're all fake, every single one."
6) "What exactly do you mean by 'warranty'?"
7) "Yes, I'll be glad to take you in the back and show you what's wrong with the car as soon as those stupid safety inspectors remove that padlock"
8) "Can you spell that again for me? A-L-T-E-R-N-A-T-O-R?"
9) "Oil change? What do you want me to change it to, milk?"
10) "Referrals? Well...you're actually my first customer, ever."
